A look at the funny, silly, and educational stories of urban romance today.
We're users and fans of OkCupid. While it's not perfect, we believe it serves an important need in people's lives and does it pretty well. We also believe it's possible to find art in all sorts of places, but a potent source is the interaction and dance at the beginning of a potential relationship. It'll make us laugh at times but it can also break our hearts. Let's tell each other stories and figure out new ways to connect and share and smile.
I’m good at pounding pussy and licking tacos!
Hey! You seem like you could be a lot of fun…or trouble, I haven’t decided yet ;)
That’s funny you definitely seem like more trouble than me.
Pop daa Molly, I’m sweatin’, Whew!
…did you just name me Molly?
Sorry…that’s not your name?
You’re adorable. I’m gonna have to adopt you as my little sister. We can climb trees and drink kool-aid!
The six things I could never do without:
Adrenaline rush.
Bathtubs.
Fuck, that’s only two… okay.. uh.. FOUR MORE BATHTUBS. Possibly filled with methanol.
“My roommate came into the room while I was looking at your profile and told me if I didn’t message you, she would.
Now, she’s straight, so that’s probably an empty threat but she does have an eye for pretty chicks so I’m totally going to trust my mom on this.”
Hey,
How are you? I realize that that this will quite forward but i was just wondering if perhaps you would consider becoming my sister? Just to clarify, this request is sincere so I appreciate you taking this time to read it. I look forward to hearing back from you soon. Take care!
Hey dream girl… I probably can’t give you the world.. but I can definitely give you the stars… All four of them… count em up… that means I choose you. You are a very lucky girl.
Lets get to know each other spend hrs talking fall for another play it off hide it from every one til we feel comfort in each other get maired have 3 kids get divorce at 50 persuade my kids to hate me and die in spreat states hi im iggiy nice to meet you
You are pure terror… if terror is beauty
I first was interested at looking at your profile because of your screen name I thought you were Asian. But then when I saw that you aren’t I realized you must be into freaky Pokemon sex. What do you say? Wanna make little Raichu’s with me?
This is probably the bagillionth time you’ve heard this, but you look like Anne Hathaway and I just drooled over my phone and parts of the stealing wheel.
Dear X,
Like a message in a bottle, I send this Your way not knowing if I will ever receive its reply.
However, Your glamour compels me.
Knowing this may seem impulsive, I simply wanted to show some sincere initiative. For You look like a million dollars: Yours, Recipe Ravishing, is a beauty that appears so naturally; Your subtle, yet stunning smiles bedazzle and radiate such a ladylike, yet enticing charm; Your supreme Sex allure is quite arousing when reflected upon.
I admire that about You, and would not forgive myself if I didn’t ask if You’d like to get to know each other, as I share Your affinity for a Restaurant New and Your ambition to enjoy it with Someone True.
Au Revoir,N
(The first email ever received from this guy)
Hey there, Have you ever been married? How come you end up single at that age?
